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Me The week before my period: I'm about to get my period. That's why I'm so hungry.
Me during my period: Oh, I have my period. That's why I'm always hungry.
Me the week after my period: I'm still recovering from my period. That's why I'm hungry all of the time.
Me two weeks after my period: I can feel my period coming on again. That's probably why I'm so hungry.